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Saturday 13 February 2016

What Intelligent life form?



It wasn’t until I started really listening that I started to understand how fucked up the human race actually is.

If you were an extra-terrestrial being with aptitudes and capabilities beyond our teeny tiny own little brain capacity, you wouldn’t be abducting and farming our brains, you’d be pissing yourselves out in the stratosphere at how much the human race are fucking dipshits. 

Credit to the people responsible for initially creating that big old fairytale that really should have won more Oscars than any Disney, Pixar & Sony film put together. . . 

The story of Religion.  – (Which btw would’ve pipped Cinderella at the post if Prince Charming wasn’t as elusive as Jesus.)

These extra-terrestrials must be rolling around in their spaceship, looking out at the universe, thinking ‘WTF??? These creatures are absolute imbeciles.’

Their conversation must consist of ‘These unintelligent dicksplats really do exist only to talk shit, delude shit, distort shit, destroy shit, disrespect shit, deprive shit, decay shit, dilapidate shit, destruct shit, devour shit & do shit.’

And you really can’t fault em for concluding that. 

After all, they’ve got it spot on. 

We're all fucking idiots. 

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