5 Signs you might have a slight drink problem

You’ve developed a thing for sleeping in next doors privet.   

Your early morning shopping list consists of painkillers, band-aids, disinfectant and more alcohol. 

Random people say hello to you in the street and you’re not sure if it’s because you had sex with them or because they feel sorry for you.

You’re on your third replacement phone. Today. 

Waking up beside a wheelie bin, in a dog kennel or on a fishing boat floating somewhere off the coast in Whitby is becoming a regular habit.