You think it’s perfectly rational
to cut your own hair. With a Swiss army knife.
You forget to wear a bra, comb
your hair, brush your teeth or remember for the life of you, how you happened
to be stood in the middle of the local supermarket completely naked.
The only regular use you have for
your 3 piece pan set is to hit yourself repeatedly over the head with it.
Looking at the sink drainer/the
hoover/the ironing pile/your own reflection results in a three hour bawling
session.
People are talking about you. And
not in a good way.
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