Why having naughty kids makes keeping a low profile, absolutely impossible.

Your pin number, bra size, last bowel movement or any information remotely sensitive in nature, won’t be that much of a secret for very long.

Any amorous encounters are rudely interrupted by feigns of severe dehydration, 25 knock knock jokes and an absolute defiance that spells out in capitals that 'these children are most definitely not going to bed.' 

The adage “Don’t talk to strangers” doesn’t seem to apply when opening the door to the clipboard people from the TV Licensing Centre or a big beefy geezer wielding a wheel clamp in his hand. 

A straightforward trip to the supermarket results in a payday loan’s worth of damages and a police caution.