5 signs you definitely need a break from Mummyville

You prefer to talk to the kitchen cupboards rather than real people.

I’d rather be lobotomised than see another fish finger, chicken nugget or bottle of tomato ketchup again.

You know the plotline of every single soap opera and consider the people inside the TV to be your close personal friends.   

Plucked eyebrows, shaved legs and tended bikini-lines are somewhat distant memories.

The only hard thing you’ve sat on recently is a toilet.