It wasn’t until I started really listening that I started to
understand how fucked up the human race actually is.
If you were an extra-terrestrial being with aptitudes and
capabilities beyond our teeny tiny own little brain capacity, you wouldn’t be
abducting and farming our brains, you’d be pissing yourselves out in the
stratosphere at how much the human race are fucking dipshits.
Credit to the people responsible for initially creating that
big old fairytale that really should have won more Oscars than any Disney, Pixar
& Sony film put together. . .
The story of Religion. – (Which btw would’ve pipped Cinderella at the
post if Prince Charming wasn’t as elusive as Jesus.)
These extra-terrestrials must be rolling around in their
spaceship, looking out at the universe, thinking ‘WTF??? These creatures are absolute
imbeciles.’
Their conversation must consist of ‘These unintelligent dicksplats
really do exist only to talk shit, delude shit, distort shit, destroy shit,
disrespect shit, deprive shit, decay shit, dilapidate shit, destruct shit, devour
shit & do shit.’
And you really can’t fault em for concluding that.
After all, they’ve got it spot on.
We're all fucking idiots.
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