5 Reasons why people don’t like your updates on Facebook.

 

1)      They don’t like you. So, by not liking your updates, they get to make a subliminal but incredibly active demonstration of that. Go collective ostracisation, yay. 

2)      They haven’t got the same sense of humour.  (No point putting any clever comments there then).

3)      They’re offended by your comments but won’t admit it publicly or open any challenging dialogue and debate intelligently about it.

4)      They’re bubbling with jealousy.  Why don’t they get the gorgeous fantastic bloke, the amazing family, the opulent house, the executive car, the diamond ring, the celebrity friends, the exotic holidays abroad, the clothes and the shoes?? . . . Reality check. No fucker does.  It’s all a cleverly remastered, finely edited, photo-shopped mirage to make silly fuckers like you envious of that illusion. 

5)      They don’t know what to say to you. They can’t really ‘like’ the fact that you’re getting a divorce, your cat died or something equally as sad.  They can’t celebrate something you’ve done or said because some people just don’t know how to articulate their feelings to others. Others plainly just don’t want to.

They just simply want to nosey.