A strong argument for not sticking two fingers up to singledom

I DO like men, they make me laugh. 

  

I just wouldn’t want to be with one in a long term commitment. 

  

Don’t get me wrong, I’m not a lesbian. I just couldn’t cope with a man twenty four seven. 

  

He’s good for doing the shitty jobs around the house that I can’t be arsed to do (like hoovering, polishing and washing the pots) but I couldn’t rely on him to do it properly.

  

And whilst he’s really good at eating all the food that’s gone off in the fridge which I’m not prepared to feed to my kids, amazingly he hasn’t got a clue what he’s buying when you send him to the shops.

  

So apart from that. . .

   

Nope. 

  

I’m not convinced at all.