Dear Spineless Twat,
Thank you for luring me into a false sense of security and
then dropping me from a great height into a big pile of dogshit.
Thank you for your ignorance, insensitivity and selfishness,
which you obviously couldn’t hide any longer and which manifested itself perfectly to
show me what an absolute cunt you really are.
Thank you for reminding me that there is a fucking good reason
that I am happier single.
Thank you for helping me to realise that I shouldn’t listen
to what’s being said on a date but to pay more attention to what isn’t.
Thank you for reassuring me that the reason I wear full body
armour 24/7 is to protect myself from snakes like you.
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